Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them…
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them....
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? – Popeye almost killed...
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room…
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what’s the first thing...
A very depressed man
|There’s a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays...
Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
An unfortunate situation
A lovely young Jewish girl was employed by a clothing firm in NewYork.She and...
George W and the VP…
George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking,when George W....