The newly married man came home from work…
The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....
Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller…
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
Conflict of Interest
Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!