Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
A new national anthem?
Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the...
A painful adjustment
Adjusting to marriage sometimes poses some unexpected problems. But when I came upon a...
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
An Internet Christmas
|T’was the Internet Night Before Christmas’Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the...
You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!
Last Lunch
Last Lunch Three steel workers were having lunch at the construction site, a 20...
Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...