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New scientific element : MAN
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99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
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This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
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Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
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Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...