An amazing talking dog
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Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
Stinky Feet, Bad Breath
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
Doctor Sex
This chick walks into a doctor’s office and the nurse tells her to take...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and...
A Girl Scout troop leader…
A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple...
Saddam and Clinton
What might’ve happened:Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first...
Men’s Rules For Women
Ladies…read and heed!SportsCenter starts at 11:00 PM and runs an hour. This is a...