Roll of toilet paper
|How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don’t...
Need a new lawyer
|Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer 1-) Your lawyer tells you...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
Air disaster
Poland’s worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...
The truth about beer.
Yesterday, after extensive testing, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones…...