Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
BANG!
What goes Clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clopclip clop?An...
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy...
Safe to swim here?
|While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could...
A Blind Mans Sport
A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When...
OLD NEVER DIES 12
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The Golfers
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled...
Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...
President Gorbachev
Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...