Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
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Those pesky mini-skirts
In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
New way to herd cattle
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Good news?
A doctor tells his patient -”I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some...
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
What\\\’s O. J. Simpson\\\’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
A stuttering problem
A man visits the doctor’s because he has a severe stuttering problem.After a thorough...