You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
Legion Camel #2
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
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Downsizing
Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on...
Farm jokes 04
|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go...
Soldier’s Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s...