George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still...
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
Back in the good ole days in Texas…
Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stage coaches and the like...
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
Window Seat
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Confusing women!!
How do you confuse a woman?? Give her a choice!!
Bad temper problem
|Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...