Me Too
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, “Hi honey, look, I’ve...
Knowledge Pills
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A...
if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
Cast the first stone!
Jesus walks upon a crowd with an adulteress crouching in a corner with a...
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
You might be a redneck if… christman
You’ve ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...