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Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
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Understanding Your Paycheck:
Gross pay: $1222.02Income Tax244.40 Outgo Tax45.21 State Tax61.10 Interstate Tax5.89 County Tax6.11 City Tax12.22...
Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
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The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts
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Why you should learn to use algebra . . .
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Super Looong List of One-Liners!
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His first church visit!
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Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance...