Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
There was this little boy who went in the whore house…
There was this little boy who went in the whore house with adead frog...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other…
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at thelocal bar. One...
The dilapidated wife!
There was this married couple who showed up for their honeymoon at a fishing...
Charlie Brown in the 90′s
Do you remember the Charlie Brown specials that taught valuable life lessons to a...
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?It doesn’t matter..Theres a Blackout!
Blonde Swims the english Channel
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were...