ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Bank robber stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
Room Service
This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest androomservice at a hotel in...
Who gave you those black eyes?
|A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of...
Anna’s mom….
Anna’s mother has 3 kids… the youngest daughter’s name is Penny… the middle daughter’s...
He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...