Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
A wife was berating her husband…
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying,...
My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
Eating some peanuts
|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care...
A serious condition
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just afterarriving home...
I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
Four married guys go golfing…
Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the followingconversation took place:First Guy:...
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...
Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...