Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
Fortune cookie mistake
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar…
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes...
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...
Picking on Chelsea Clinton :)
One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was...
A Dent in the Pile!
An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The...
Why Divorce Now?
After 40 years of marriage, Jimmy decides to leave Katherine.She starts crying and then...
An American was waiting on a London street corner…
An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing...