Fish cost a fortune
|Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment –...
Gas Station
Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso...
4 new fathers.
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt…
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for...
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...
The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...