Standing in Line
This long line of people are queueing up to get served in a shop....
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
Drunk Cheerleader
Michael Irvin was complaining to Calvin Williams about his first trip to the Super...
Hard of hearing
|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March...
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...
Cheer
Q: What’s the blonde’s cheer?A: “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B. L. O. N....
Actual Medical Charts
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician,...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck…
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck. None survived. One minute they...
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...