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The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He’s met by the reception committee,...
CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
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New anti-aging drug…
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.Andy’s wife,...
Gorilla Chase!
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d...
Tips on Love by Kids!
Tips on Love (by kids, 5-10 years of age):WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO...
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
Tired gynocologist
What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I’m Bushed!
What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet…
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet headingover the...
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...