Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Donkey Raffle
Kenny, a city boy, moved to the country and purchased a donkey from an...
You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...
A woman visits her physician…
A woman visits her physician. After waiting for a while it’s finally her turn....
blonde swimming
There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...
Disorderly conduct
|Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct...
One day, a fellow went for a ride…
One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.The...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.