Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
billy’s father is a lawyer
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
Blonde and Easter Bunny
Once there was this guy, and he was driving in his car, and all...
50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them...
Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I...
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
Playing tabla
Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...