Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
Why Black?
A woman was getting married. She entered the church wearing a black wedding gown...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample…
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At...
10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
You Might Be A College Student:
You Might Be A College Student:If you average 3 hours of sleep a nightIf...
Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A young girl is speaking with her father…
A young girl is speaking with her father.”Daddy, what’s that between your legs?”"That’s my...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...