Mega moron awards
|MEGA MORON AWARDS Tennessee: A man successfully broke into a bank after hours and...
Why Jim Smith Lost His First Love
Why Jim Smith Lost His First LoveJim Smith wished to buy a present for...
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms…
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first...
Fishing License
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
Do you know why it’s called sex?
Do you know why it’s called sex?Because it’s easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh…Ahhhhhh….AIIEEEEEEE!!!
The blind date had not been all that great and…
The blind date hadn’t been all that great and she was relieved the evening...
IDIOTS & COMPUTERS
|My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...