The accident report
|Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block...
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey…
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff...
God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...
Improving fry cooking time
|In January 1994, ‘The Economist’ magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel...
Looking
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
Harry and his wife are driving in the country…
Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign...
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex…
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. “How...