Trouble sleeping
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Men Exercise On the Beach
How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
Mailmans Last Day
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork…
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying...
A big bird
Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and...