The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...
The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife…
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening,...
Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what…
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best…...
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?
Why don’t lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.