What did God say after creating man?
What did God say after creating man? “I can do better”
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Guess the instructions.
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Pondering old age
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Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
man to do situps
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Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle…
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cooksaw...