Tell the whole truth
|`You seem to be in some distress,’ said the kindly judge to the witness....
The big test!
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents...
God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...
Farmer and the Pretty Lady
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He...
Ticket to Titsburg
A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has...
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Hard of hearing
|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March...
The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young...
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!