Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...
Mailmans Last Day
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
Keep that a secret
|After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias
True…so very, very true!
A man will pay $2 for an item that costs $1 if he wants...
Real classified ads 04
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...