Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky?A: Erotic is using a feather…...
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?Lawyers don’t think they’re funny, and the...
Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
It’s a sin
“I’ve had it with my wife.” said the one drinking buddy to the other....
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
crazy blonde
How do you make a blonde go crazy?Place them in a round room, and...
Fur Fortune
Mike and Bill, are hanging out in the lone bar in a one-horse town...