Men…STOP…it’s fruitless!
*** You just can’t win, and here are the reasons why: ***If you put...
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
The nsync joke
God made oceans, God made lakes, God made NSYNC but hey, we all makemistakes!!!!
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
Risk of plane bombs
|A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their...