Practicing My Art
In a long line of people, one guy suddenly starts massaging the back of...
The name of your wife
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Monica at the Dry Cleaners
Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Women vs. Dogs
Q: What’s the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a...
Crazy Nun
One day a little old nun was going 35 miles an hour down the...
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...
For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...
How to be a Good Wife
How to be a Good WifeExcerpted from a 1950′s high school home economics textbookHave...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...