Men Are Like Noodles
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Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
It has been determined that having sex before…
It has been determined that having sex before participatingin athletic activity, such as a...
Ways A Nerd Can Impress
Top Ten Ways A Computer Nerd Can Impress His Date10. Flash the big wads...
Real news headlines 03
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Squad Helps Dog...
There were two guys walking down the street…
There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his...
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...