Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth…
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit...
Changing number terms
|In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an...
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
Polaks Come Back To Fish
These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They...
Make it off the island
|There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a...
If Wang made toasters…
If Wang made toasters…Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in...