A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...
No. to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10. One to...
Is this really your third marriage?
Is this really your third marriage? Sure is. What happened to your first two...
A Networkologist\\\’s Christmas
A Networkologist’s Christmas”‘Tis the night before Christmas,” I thought with a frown. I was...
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
A dancing duck
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
The fate of marriages
|It is often cited that there are half as many divorces as marriages in...