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Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage…
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
Playtonic relationship
A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment.”Mrs Smith, do you...
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?
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Engineer Cookie Recipe
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A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 2?”...
Car Dimmer Switch Modification
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Polak Crossed The Road
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