If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
The Wish…..
There was this boy that lived with his mother.One night the boy woke up...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
why the television is better than the World Wide Web
|10. It doesn’t take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.9....
I’m over the hill
|We’re over the hill but don’t feel sadThis side of the hill ain’t all...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...