Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”Come and listen to my story ’bout...
How to Get A Good Night Sleep
By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken....
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve…
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this...
It has been determined that having sex before…
It has been determined that having sex before participatingin athletic activity, such as a...
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
Poem of English
|Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse,...