I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
Blondes and pregnancy
Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are...
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!
You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
\’Breviated Medicul Dickshunnary!
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How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
A fun game
While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations!...
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...