The Life Of The Party
The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
Ways to tell someone their fly is open.
20. The cucumber has left the salad.19. I can see the gun of Navarone.18....
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
It’s the way you say it
… A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
Technological Doctor
One day, a man complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts, guess I...