Naval Surgeon
“What kind of job do you do?” a lady passenger asked the man traveling...
Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,...
One and the same.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes...
The “Perfect” Day!
The Perfect Day According To…HER8:45 – Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 – 5...
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it...
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
Whatcha Doin’ Daddy?”
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...