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A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague…
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague who is about to...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
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The worst racist joke
So there is this guy named Bubba who lives in the South who is...
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
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What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Two Canadian Seasons
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If Dear Abby Was A Man…
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Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...