Elephant jokes 14
|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the...
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital…
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night,...
The autograph book
|Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
wooo mama!
One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
Trapped within a bog
|Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly...
Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...