Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
Wedding Announcement
An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office arrived one morning and began...
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
Bach in a Minuet
|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in...
A bored woman says to her husband…
A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, “Guess...
A suitable transplant
A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their...
The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...
Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!