What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
What denomination?
A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.”What...
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What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles’ (ex)wife was...
In Just 3 Words…
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...
82 year old man
An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant....
Grant Bar and Casino
Grant’s Bar and Casino: Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
Cinderella and Tampon
Cinderella REALLY wanted to go to Prince Charming’s ball, but as you know the...
his mind
He has one of those mighty minds — mighty empty. He has a one-track...
A tough dilemma
Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry,but I’m going to have to...