Tired of male bashing?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Miami mice!
|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!
Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
Eating some peanuts
|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care...
I’m ignoring Y2K
|Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
Small Penis
This couple has been dating for about four months, but the guy had been...