Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
Shortest Book of the Month
Shortest Book of the Month:Ronald Reagan’s “Memories”
Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
The results of statistics
|. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed2. All polar bears are left-handed3....
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...
Inseparable
We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last...
New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...