Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
The Wishing Well
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made awish and...
Life According To TV Land
What the world is like in TV land:1. If a woman is running away...
Piloting your plane
|An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of...
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop…
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful youngwoman was waiting...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....