Business Classified Definitions
ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION:You’ll be making under $7 an hour.ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY:You’ll be...
Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...
Exam for athletes…
The following is a college entrance exam for athletes.Time Limit: 3 Days.Write Your Name:...
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
Making cars drive
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room…
A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room while on a business...