Drum joke Q & A
|Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they...
Movie Cliches
Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions...
Lord, forgive me…
Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do==========================================A rabbi, a minister, and...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Men’s Greeting Cards
A survey has found that about 90% of all Hallmark greeting cards are purchased...
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
Taxonomy of Medical Practitioners
An acher of bacteriologists A murmur of cardiologists A stain of cytotechnologists A rash...
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom…
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on...
White Hoose
I don’t think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...