Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store…
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
A letter to John Hinkley
Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. Dear John, Hillary and I just...
A proper name
While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who...
Crying about his life
|Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a...
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
Birth Control Pills At 72?
Birth Control Pills At 72?An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. When the...
Xtremely Rude! (Adults Only)
Q: What’s so good about an Ethiopian blowjob? A: You know she’ll swallow.Q: Why...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.