Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
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Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
Knights of Columbus and Shriners
What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A...
Adults have learned
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Three Irish women were discussing their respective mates…
Could this herald the return of our resident wise man, Cunning Lin Gus?Three Irish...
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
Some time after their bitter divorce…
Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his...
Ticket to Titsburg
A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has...
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.